One day I overheard a girl yelling at a boy on the (pay)phone with the same name as my boyfriend. Being a one stoplight town, I was curious and asked her his last name. Turns out, she was yelling at her/my boyfriend. We hitchhiked to his house (with a super creepy dude) and upon knocking on the door, discovered he was…

It may not be feminist but sorry. I felt safer with my husband around than my only sometimes around 65 year old tiny lady roommate. Now I sleep with pepper spray on one side and a gun on the other. But yes, the presence of another person is more reassuring than being alone.

This is pretty much my worst fear these days. Live alone and keep the windows wide open but thankfully I have two large and barky dogs. Plus a tazer, two pepper sprays, and a gun. God, your story is still gonna give me nightmares!!

How do her boobs not move? If I danced around in that outfit I'd have two black eyes!

She had to let Washington back for that episode to justify Yang's departure. Of course, I think that was one really dumb storyline but hey, I've been watching for a decade so my taste is questionable at best.

Tupperware Smart Chopper. It's friggin' amazing.

Making the statement was to the person who asked, not a friend dealing with a horrible decision.

But they aren't able to provide care without massive public assistance. The child is blind, deaf, brain damaged, and has very limited use of his limbs. He will never be more than he is now at three months. It isn't "ableist" it is practical. But like I said, it's their choice and I would never tell them I think…

I'm fucking sick of atheists getting the shit end of the stick. WE'RE THE ONES NOT KILLING PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF SOME FUCKTARD IN THE SKY. Fuck you, Lucas Oil lady.

I have a friend who recently gave birth to a child with extreme difficulties, like extreme. They knew of these issues early on. Every time I see a post from her with/about the baby I always think, "You did not do right by that child (and you four existing children) and should have aborted." Maybe that makes me…

Lol, that was kind of my unclear point, checking off the boxes doesn't necessarily indicate that someone has something. At least, I would assume there's a little more nuance to diagnosing! :)

Well fuck. There were only about four things on that list that weren't directly applicable to me. Now what??

I would totally wear cargo pants. But just cuz I love them, not just for the pockets.

Isn't this why we have bags? For phones, make up, Tylenol, tampons, books, snacks etc? (Yes, I carry snacks at all times and no, I don't have kids!)

I've heard about the gentle leader but I like to give him leeway when we're in the woods or not around others. That's probably part of why he never learned but I just love that dumbhappy look on his face when he isn't overly restrained and can explore and sniff and do doggy stuff. (Also, now I'm dying because after I…

Oh man, this was great. And one of the few times I'm thankful to not have to buy a man a gift because I know Mr. Bells would have been SCREAMING for a pair!! He was not fashion-forward except for weird shit put out by Nike.

Irrational hatred for Bethenney Frankel!!

My chow mix rescue is pretty much an asshole on a leash. He doesn't bark but he pulls and bucks and otherwise looks like an idiot when he sees another dog. I tried for years to fix it and have now just given up. It's a good workout to pull 80 lbs of dog along. The neighborhood knows he's stupid and friendly and…

Agreed. I neither work hard nor play hard. Wine and t.v. for me... we should be friends. :)

According to Tindr, everyone "works hard and plays hard" (ugh, massive eyeroll). And most professions know how to party. Mine happens to be museums and boy can they toss back a few.