According to Tindr, everyone "works hard and plays hard" (ugh, massive eyeroll). And most professions know how to party. Mine happens to be museums and boy can they toss back a few.

It's lice. It's not like she was talking about her yeast infection.

No, but people can have "accidents". Or just disappear.

yeah. This is exactly the squee I needed tonight. Thank you.

No explanation of Kim's intense fight for custody of sunglasses?

I've had cats Patrick, Johnny, Roger, Elmer, and OJ (but not after THAT OJ). I love cats with people names. Dogs currently are Monty and Bruce.

According to the tale, it did not. Apparently some people like that. Love your name, btw!!

Connecticut. A year ago this would have made sense, when I lived in Florida. Now? It's crazy everywhere!!

A guy asked me once if he could ask me a personal question... I replied no, my cousin and I have already laughed our asses off at you since you asked her yesterday.

I kid you not she stops by my house to take a dump at least once a week. On the way to his house the second time she stopped by and specifically didnt poop. She purposely ate Mexican. This dude wanted that surprise.

Well, supposedly that would be fetlife...

oh God, I hadn't considered the spice implications!

Sorry. See my post about shit licking.

My cousin had a guy basically open with "I want to lick your ass while there's shit in there". She let him. A week later, he tried that line on me (and a month later on another cousin). I said no thanks.

I fixed it because this detail was not included in the original snippet!!

And had he been wearing a seatbelt, as per the law. I don't have a problem with Wal-Mart's stance on this. Unless the crash occurred in NH or some other nutty place where there aren't such laws. Oh, or unless he was in a bus or something where such things aren't available as someone else suggested.

I did my time and have earned the right!! For some reason "sad mid-western" just equals Indiana in my mind :)

Murdering people for murder kind of defeats the logic of pro-life.

Dennys anywhere in Indiana!

This is good insight, thanks for sharing!