I would like more details on this "touched her vagina" bit. Did he graze it while she was clothed or did he shove his hand down her pants? It just seems a bit nebulous and purposely so. Obv can't ignore the rest of it, I just like to ask questions and get full details about stuff so I can make my totally useless…

I spent 12 years reconfiguring recipes to eliminate tomatoes for Mr. Bells and devising sneaky ways to incorporate more veggies. And if there were only one veg I could eat for the rest of my life, it would be tomatoes.

That's got to be one of the shittiest things I've read... and I've been reading Gawker media for years. Seriously. Go fuck yourself.

Oh, and I know the first one isn't that bad but the lies I told to so many people to make it happen make me feel bad. I was raised Catholic and suffer from high levels of guilt over pretty much everything.

Oh, yeah. I had to fess up to my husband when it got to the point that I had no other options. He lost his shit and died two months later (unexpectedly) so I never had the chance to really fix that one. Let me tell you though, the day I confessed it felt like a giant weight was lifted, even though a new one was put in…

1) convinced my college to allow me to walk for graduation even though I was still missing two courses. Have told mom every time she asks to see my diploma that it isn't important to me and is stuffed in a box somewhere. We're coming up on 15 years for this one.

I think because Hamas didn't do the trigger kidnapping plus the disproportionate response by Israel.

Arent I free to tell someone to stfu? Doesn't mean they have to .

No. She still has to follow the rules of civilized society. Being dainty doesn't mean you get to go around beating people.

Which means he's actually 5'5" and 195.

sorrynotsorry... you don't hit ANYONE. EVER. and reports are that she attacked first. If you hit you'd better believe someone has the right to hit back.

Oh my fucking god, do a little reading on victim mentality before you make such idiotic statements in the future.

I am way more excited about this than any self-respecting 35 year old woman should be!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

So if you "allow" someone to rape you,you're responsible? Wtf are you saying here?

sometimes we're just not that into you.

I love waking up to messages like "nice tits" and "nice pair"; I replied to the latter with "thanks I like my eyes too".

What is going on with that left boob busting out the bottom of the boob salad??

Whatever. Widowhood is a well-earned card to play.

If you do it enough, your cuticles are so fucked that you keep saying, "I'm just going to fix this one..." As for how... I don't know, I just start chewing. It's really satisfying when one has started to heal and gets a nice crusty scab on it... Ok, now I'm grossing myself out but I know I'm not the only one who does…