He had te right to choose to procreate with someone who thinks she is nothing more than his incubator. If you're truly that concerned, why are you having sec with one who has such different ideals?

Only if they're black.

Love "distraction jewelry" — I could totally use some of that today. I am refusing to leave the house for any reason due to a parasitic twin in the exact location of yours which has left me with a giant red mess and two swollen eyes.

But its a legal procedure and all, right? We aren't living in pre-1973 America, right? Why should one legal medical procedure, which is no one's business except the person having the procedure and the doctor involved in the procedure, have more hurdles than another?

I love how it's the original criminals fault LASD opens fire on anyone without knowing who they're firing at. This insanity of cops killing the wrong people (or hell, killing the right people) needs to stop.

So, as usual, it's a woman's fault?

Aw, c'mon. She's just saying that routine is good and it's hard to make lunches for your kids in London when you're in Wisconsin. This has to be the least offensive thing she's said in a decade.

Yo, this old lady loves her a Long Island! It acronyms out to LIT! It's perfect!

Unless you're involved in the wedding via gifting the cake and throwing the bachelor party.

I know she has a different spelling, but still a lovely Geena...

My SIL calls her house with her boyfriend her "big wooden ring".

I just got my first hostile and it was ridiculous. After very politely responding to a guy and saying, "Thank you for the message but I think we're looking for different things. Good luck!" he responds to tell me that I have no idea what he wants (even though it is spelled out clearly in his profile), that I'm crazy,…

I'm on OKC, Match, and POF. Still only one bad apple. I mean, there's plenty of dudes who just do the "HI" thing and I typically ignore them but overall, I'm very pleased with the dude response because after reading Jez for years, I was pretty terrified to give it a go for fear it would be all dick pics and still,…

I find this shocking. I've been doing it for a few months now on a couple different sites and have only had to block one person who was 55 and wouldn't take no for an answer. Everyone else has been incredibly polite. I mean, sure, there are a few messages that are just like, "hey sexy" but otherwise, quite honestly, I…

The only reason I can think of is to let dude know that he isn't getting any that night. But you're right, total fucking overshare. Just like you don't fart on a first date or talk about relieving yourself, there are certain things that should wait to be put on the table.

Just as I am.

Damn it! That was auto-corrects slip!!

Um, nope. I would never presume to have told my husband what he could and couldn't do and he knew that saying as much to me would result in my running out immediately to do exactly what was forbidden.

Just dumped a dude who felt he had the right to tell me which of my friends I was allowed to see (female) and not see(male). I'm 35 fucking years old. No one "allows" me to do anything. Shakira, set a better example!

I find it terrifying how accurate the descriptions are whenever I take these quizzes.