Ah, yes, because the attendant made the announcement over the loudspeaker. "Hey everyone, look at this fattie! Let's move her to another seat so we can save someone some inconvenience!"

Enabling pedophiles is a black-or-white issue. I happen to think that it is gross and shouldn't be encouraged. You happen to do. I find that disgusting.

Yep. You're all crammed into a metal tube and NO ONE SHOULD TOUCH YOU. Get the fuck over yourself. It happens. That is what happens when lots of humans are crammed into a small space.

But you're putting your issues on everyone else. Just because you're claustrophobic and hate flying doesn't mean everyone should stay five feet away from you at all times. Strangers touching you? Like, that is a serious YOU issue, not an anyone else issue. If you get on a plane, it is a fact that strangers are going…

Because airlines already go broke all the time and cutting down on the number of seats and passengers wouldn't make a single lick of financial sense? Unless you're advocating the doubling of fares, which also doesn't make a single lick of sense.

Too bad. You don't get to choose whether someone is hacking their guts all over you. If you wanted more room, step up and take it. It isn't as if there is a law against sitting normally. You CHOSE to sit there all squished with your hands in your lap because you didn't want to touch the gross fatties. That is YOUR…

Why would you decline someone's offer of a better, roomier seat? And then sit there fighting back tears? Why not just be grateful that someone noticed you (and other passengers) might be uncomfortable and take the generous offer? Instead you sat there and made everyone unhappy. And are still upset about it. How is…

Yep. Go on a US site and then bitch that people assume you're talking about US airlines.

You don't ask. You shove your arm onto the armrest. If you aren't willing to shove, you don't want it bad enough.

Then maybe you shouldn't use airplanes as a means of conveyance.

It's an option. And not all flights are sold out. If there isn't anyone next to you, you aren't taking away their seat space. If you're paying for an infant or small child, you aren't taking away their seat space. This presents an OPTION, which is better than just being shoved off the plane for being fat.

Yep. I'm the problem. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. *Breath* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

So even when an airline tries to come up with something to help, you shit all over it? At least this is an option, rather than having you kicked off a flight for being too damn fat. It isn't as if seats recline that much. And if you're that fat, maybe your stomach prevents the dickpile of a human in front of you from…

I feel like Crash Comet doth protest too much.

Oh, boo hoo for the poor sickos who want to fuck children. I don't see how giving them a doll and making them feel like it is a valid feeling makes anything better. Pedophiles SHOULD feel bad. Those feelings are WRONG. There should not be anything that allows them to act on those feelings.

Or you're an idiot. OBVIOUSLY we all realize there is no law against fucking a damn doll. So you're just a mental deficient. (Notice how I don't use the word "retard" as an insult because I don't suck as much as you.)

I laugh only because I JUST had a conversation with my cousin about how she has very specific places along her route to work (1 1/2 hour drive each way) that she will stop to take a dump. One of them is a Johnny Rockets, in case anyone wanted to know. Apparently it is clean and smells good. I will not reveal the…

See, now you're onto something!! And that they have secret recordings of Senators.

Please.

Duh. But it sure as fuck gives a real indication that you're a problem and need to be watched. And there are 57 people who should currently be on the Watch List.