Boo Hobby Lobby! They suck! Christian wackos who want to rule your contraception choices!

And now I'm crying. Thanks.

Right, for example, my job I work out of my basement and really only communicate via phone and email. Of course, I realize that I am extremely fortunate to have lucked into this job and there is no guarantee my boss would have hired me if my resume consisted of "porn actress". Its just an odd position for her to be…

Is she unable to work at any other job? Or is it that she's so recognizable she couldn't be a cashier at Kohl's to support her family? Of course, it sounds like she's only supporting herself and not her kids right now, so some of this doesn't make any sense. There must be some other options for her besides porn.

Maybe you only own five t-shirts instead of twenty? It IS on us to do. Just like when we bitch about McDonald's wages and then go out and get a quarter pounder for lunch or whine about how crappy Walmart treats people but we still shop there. If we just budgeted differently or ate a little less, 95% of us would still…

It's that whole "I can do it to my people but damn if anyone ELSE is gonna do it to my people" mentality.

If they do hear about it on the teevee, how the fuck else are they supposed to spell it other than phonetically? It isn't other people's fault if some parents choose to use their own spelling rather than the basic rules of phonetics. As the owner of a weird/weirdly spelled name myself, I can't imagine getting all…

Then just don't answer the damn door. It isn't a difficult concept.

As Kay pointed out, that isn't what I was saying at all. The POINT was that if it is something you want, pushing it off always thinking you have tomorrow isn't always a great idea because tomorrow doesn't always come. Stop being a moron for like, three seconds, and consider some other options rather than just coming…

Thank you, Kay, that is EXACTLY what I was saying.

I never said I WANTED to see a selection of random penises (penii?)!! :)

Well, since it has been so long for me, I don't think I'm the best source for information on what an appropriate shape for a penis should be. That said, as far as I recall, the penis does not resemble a muffin, so I wouldn't be too concerned if I were you!

It has clearly been too long since I've seen a penis...

I don't know... maybe because your husband dies and now you don't have the option? Just one example.

I get it, y'all, I really do. But don't keep thinking that you always have tomorrow because a lot of the time, tomorrow never comes or when it does, it brings a shitshow with it.

She changed it like, 5 years ago. If SHE really cared, she would have made her strong preference known by now. So the question is, why do you care more than she does?

Hmmm.... the last time I went to a doctor was four fucking years ago. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

I'm so sick of this bullshit. And I'm sick of reading it on my facebook feed. It is all I can do to not scream at every fucking person, "HEY ASSHOLES, GUESS WHAT?? YOU CLAIM TO BE MY FRIENDS AND YET, YOU ARE PERFECTLY HAPPY TO CONTINUE THE SYSTEM THAT PRETTY MUCH ALLOWED MY HUSBAND TO DIE DUE TO A LACK OF AFFORDABLE…

Wow. You're a dick. Thanks for being the super-duper special snowflake who pointed that out.

The little girl in the photo looks absolutely miserable. Also, if someone gets me a tutu, it had better not be down to my ankles.