Ugh. Shailene Woodley. Irrational mega-dislike (perhaps not so irrational since I stupidly sat thru 5 seasons of "Secret Life").

She doesn't seem scary at all... just not funny.

I think that's how you tell the difference between a good one and a seed with a rotten core. My late husband was a hard-core job-hopper. To the point where friends and family would jokingly ask everytime we spoke, "Where's he working now?" He job-hopped so much because he never found THE job but he never, ever had a…

I think that's how you tell the difference between a good one and a seed with a rotten core. My late husband was a hard-core job-hopper. To the point where friends and family would jokingly ask everytime we spoke, "Where's he working now?" He job-hopped so much because he never found THE job but he never, ever had a…

I happen to be newly single and in the market for someone to handle all of the mundane day-to-day crap that I just can't be bothered with. You and I should talk. Of course, I probably don't make enough to keep you in the style to which you're accustomed.

Dying, with tears. Thank you.

People DO talk that fast! I was just at a family gathering and brought a pal and she was like, "Whoa! Your family goes so fast, I felt like I was at a tennis match!"

I've done this with a few people and I just choose a few meals that are easy to make and which freeze well so we can make several meals all at one lesson.

Until this moment, I was convinced it was Fergie singing that song.

What do y'all think about Mary Kay products? I'm kind of iffy, because I associate them with my grandma (we used to play with her Mary Kay palettes in the early 80s) but my BFF is a new rep and is pushing the stuff on me. Wanting to be a good friend, if the stuff is comparable to other stuff, then fine but if it is…

It would never occur to me that someone would take me less seriously because I am not wearing make-up. In fact, were I to put on full paint, I would assume that people would take me less seriously because I would be feeling ridiculous.

I prefer thongs but ONLY the cotton and lace Bridget thong from Fredericks of Hollywood. It provides good labia coverage, has a wide band that doesn't dig into your sides, and just skims right over the top of your skin, not too loose and not too tight. I recommend this thong to everyone!!!!

I spent quite a bit of time behind a grocery store deli counter during my high school and college years (still can't eat a sandwich, but I digress). I grew up in a very small town where the population quintupled during the summer.

Yes, and note that all the foods are listed in specific amounts whereas the wine is just "1". I'm thinking that's "1 bottle"!

Well, okay-then. From one dishwater blonde to another — thanks for the tips!!! If you can make it work, well, maybe I can too (and before I start down that dark path of coloring!). I will take these tips to heart and hopefully will be rocking some better looking hair soon!

I had a teacher in 10th grade biology who had this gorgeous head of dark, dark hair with a shocking white stripe right through her bangs. She rocked that 'do and she rocked it hard. I just don't think it looks the same with my blondish hair and gym shorts. :)

Yeah! You deserve to have your hair burned for using a well-known brand that is on shelves everywhere!

I'll have you know that I am now, after 35 years of living on this Earth, considering coloring my hair for the first time! I'm starting to get a small skunk stripe and it isn't very attractive, so I feel I need to do something about it.

Of course she was cold — she's had zero parenting, which is obvious by Clueless Dad's (TM) declaration that his girl is a "good girl".

I don't wear make-up to please men or anyone. I wear make-up so that I can go outside without feeling like a monster who will scare small children.