Yep, everyone loves and supports a rape victim, especially back in the early 80s!

It sucks that you'll have to wait at least five years for that wonderful, superior feeling of smug right-ness settles over you. :)

I don't understand how the woman who will be supporting her man AND HIS KID after only knowing them both for six months has any right to comment on the state of your union. Quite frankly, I'd be throwing it in her face that until she has a decade of commitment under her belt, I don't want to hear another word out of…

What's the BFD? If someone doesn't call you and/or flakes on plans... find someone else to hang out with and move on. It isn't like you're in a long-term relationship with a slow-fader. These are people you've hung out with a few times and who aren't all that significant in your life. Get over it.

I am willing to negotiate a peaceful trade — you may keep Alexander and I'll take Efron, the Hemsworth brothers, and Tatum.

I think kids these days have been trained to NOT use the term "bomb" (or "da bomb" "bomb diggity" and any other incarnations including the word "bomb") due to our current over-sensitivity to the word "bomb" in any high population areas.

I don't think that quite works, in that at one point, China was an empire/dynasty and Japan actually has an emperor.

I'm still bitter and angry that they stopped making it. It was so totally my THING. People still make fun of me for it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think you're throwing Zima under the bus here. Keep in mind, it's Zomething different.

"That's 'R' for Robert Langdon. 'O' as in 'oh look, it's Robert Langdon."

Your children know you're drinking vodka without mixers. Trust.

Better than having to work AND not earning a paycheck? It's all I've got, it sucks.

Most lawyers would take this on contingency.

I COUNTER.

LOL, from there, so yeah, I'm good on what the accent sounds like.

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

And I consider Wichita to be more urbanized but since it is Kansas, I could see it getting a "small town" mentality. Not saying this as a snark/mean thing, just as how I see it!

Well, there is "small town America" like where I grew up — one stoplight and 8,000 people and then there is "Small Town America" like where I live — 100,000 people and eight brain cells among them.

Hold that theory all you want but wait until someone actually says something that isn't feminist before jumping on them. The mere fact that it is possible to care about two different things at once is in no way non-feminist.

I was basing it on my own little slice of heaven of 100k people and the director of parks makes about $55k. Most of the desk workers, like April or Donna, make about $32k.