Your children know you're drinking vodka without mixers. Trust.

Better than having to work AND not earning a paycheck? It's all I've got, it sucks.

Most lawyers would take this on contingency.

I COUNTER.

LOL, from there, so yeah, I'm good on what the accent sounds like.

The residents of Boston yell "Fuck you" in just the same horrifying accent each and every time.

And I consider Wichita to be more urbanized but since it is Kansas, I could see it getting a "small town" mentality. Not saying this as a snark/mean thing, just as how I see it!

Well, there is "small town America" like where I grew up — one stoplight and 8,000 people and then there is "Small Town America" like where I live — 100,000 people and eight brain cells among them.

Hold that theory all you want but wait until someone actually says something that isn't feminist before jumping on them. The mere fact that it is possible to care about two different things at once is in no way non-feminist.

I was basing it on my own little slice of heaven of 100k people and the director of parks makes about $55k. Most of the desk workers, like April or Donna, make about $32k.

That's just the thing, nutbag, I never claimed anything. You're claiming that I claimed things but I never did. You making such claims doesn't make something true. You're a very angry, little man. I'm not sure what you're angry about or why you're directing it at me, but you clearly have some very deep-rooted issues.

I think it is weird to drop $100-$200 on a blouse when your salary isn't going to be any more than $45k. Tops. They're working beauracracy in small town America. Most blouses are going to be picked up at JC Penney and TJ Maxx.

Sir, you should probably check yourself. I have in no way said anything "non-feminist" nor have I said anything anti-male. I have said nothing about gender equality. You are the one who is taking words that have not been written and attaching deep meaning to said non-existent words. Perhaps you should meet with…

Wow. There is nothing to say except that you're an idiot. Have fun trying to get all the Cheeto dust from under your fingernails.

Ah, the old "you can't possibly care about one issue if you care about another" dumbass argument.

I'm in need of a revenge body and I like what you've described. Where can I order?

A-1 is steak sauce. There isn't any other.

This is awesome because even if I ever get skinny, my 155 lb skinny frame still isn't good enough. I am soooo glad to be a large woman.

Please tell me that the guy in the picture is the guy in this advert. OH. MY. Goodness. I can't even... WHERE THE FUCK DOES HE GET OFF??

Ok, fair enough, but can we, in general, say that we don't like rap without being racist as long as we are willing to give that ONE really great song a chance?