But do they, really? I mean, if there is still dirt present IT IS NOT CLEAN. If there is still dust there IT IS NOT CLEAN. If there is still a smudge of chocolate/resin/beer IT IS NOT CLEAN.

If she did know MJ as a kid back in the Jackson 5 days, I think her concern about discipline makes sense — she wants to make sure "her" kids aren't getting the Joe Jackson treatment.

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We said that for a while. It does make facing infertility (which we deal with) a bit easier because we were prepared for it to go either way — perfectly happy with just the two of us but just as happy if baby made three.

For some reason, this comment made me snort. Loudly.

On the other hand... history.

Totally read it as B.I.G. — about three times in fact because I kept reading the headline trying to figure out what it possibly meant! I'm still not sure but I'm off to find out!

Who cares? Who really cares if a few kids are scamming the system out of a few sandwiches? If they want to eat the sandwiches, give them the fucking sandwiches. Someone neglected to give them the necessary sandwiches and now they're hungry. What is your problem with feeding kids? If the sandwiches for kids who don't…

What, are you suggesting that its our constant wars, subsidies to multi-national farms, or tax-breaks for massive oil companies? Obviously it is the damn kids and their damn peanut butter sandwiches.

Yes. We have to trick ours by taking them for a walk first and then bringing them directly out back without taking off the leashes. And the towels, shampoo, brush, and scissors all have to be prepared — there can be no waiting! Even with all that, one of them sits there looking at me like I'm beating him within an…

You aren't kidding. My husband blew my socks off last night when he ordered chicken and waffles for the first time in his life. He was all, "What? I like fried chicken. I like waffles. It only makes sense." And then he couldn't believe he'd denied himself for so long.

I would've said "bagel with lots of cream cheese" until I learned that was also stereotypical black food (?) just the other day.

At least she didn't go to Chik-Fil-A?

That is just about the most awesome piece of outerwear I've ever seen. I must have it!

It's not like you're a Hall Boy Who Eyed A Half Naked Lady!

Because a persons looks have nothing to do with an abusive power dynamic.

Is this normal? I mean, just the other day I found out that it is normal for grown men to sit there and peruse random pics of women on facebook. Is this something families do now, too? I mean, Yay family bonding?

Who is disrespectful then? If their marriage is open, isn't it the photog who is being disrespectful?

I'd take that home.

I'm guessing (though its hard to put myself in a mind like his) that he would prefer to be in control of his demise, rather than leaving himself at the hands of the state. He seems to have control issues.