You made me scroll up to see — and you're right. There is a weird vagina mustache on that first dress.

You only "suck" at taking care of kids because you choose to. It isn't rocket science. It isn't even that difficult. It is time consuming and tiring, sure, but any moron (as proven through millennia of human history) is capable of taking care of kids.

HIS actions went unnoticed? HIS ACTIONS? HIS???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Oh, you know she'll get custody of a pair of twin Shetland ponies who can't leave their farm from a long-lost dead Uncle or something wacky like that.

I'm confused. Why do most of you think the use of the scarf is the lost reality? I could swear it was the idea of Vogue promoting coming in contact with sweet buttery pastry.

Thank you. Why are all the comments about the damned scarf when its the delicious, buttery pastries which should be the mind-blower?

In fairness to OP, they're kinda referred to as "Hooter's Girls". She didn't cap the "G" but I don't think it was meant to be disrespectful, especially if you read her attached article. But LOL at the Dr. Who!

I would say its best to err on the side of not poking, when unsure.

Exactly. They're earning a living, supporting themselves and their families, and putting up with crap while they do it. I mean, I complain about my job but no one has ever grabbed me or called me a slut at it.

He was offering her a legal money-making opportunity. CAPITALISM!

Totally true. I'm going thru a break-up and am losing weight (down 20! Well, 170 if you count him too!)

I do not like the constant Kate/Kim comparisons. One of them is NOT a classy princess.

I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek because it was just so awful. That part about how polygamous relationships are great for women? UGH UGH UGH.

OH MY GOD I NEED TO SHOWER NOW THAT WAS SO GROSS.

I can tell you they won't because my first thought as I was reading this article was, "Oh, I bet X is gonna run out and get some." (X being a male friend of mine)

Except Gaga looks uncomfortable and Shane just looks hot.

I'm so glad to know I wasn't the only one considering that purple unicorn T.

No. If someone is bothering you and does not take the hint then you are well within your rights to tell them to fuck off in the rudest way possible. If they don't like it? TOO BAD LEAVE ME ALONE. The onus shouldn't be on me to block someone who is bothering me if I want to handle it another way.

They didn't both exit at the same time did they? There's a reason one of them is the older sibling!

Except for intelligence (heh), this plays out quite true for my older brother and me. He is super-successful, more conforming, more responsible, etc. I'm the rebellious, creative youngest child.