Willfully ignoring facts doesn't make it not lying (and breaking a fairly key commandment — unless there are tons of people going to confession every week but listening to the whining by the church about declining attendance, I doubt it).

Do the old "someone else's pee in a condom taped to your leg" routine and, if you extra cautious, also smuggle in some disposable gloves. Then you don't have to actually handle someone else's pee.

Oh my goodness, for some reason, badaydahs are like nails on a chalkboard to me. I think it was one too many summers spent working in a New England deli!!

Yes. Rather than taking a book out of the LIBRARY, they visit the LIBERRY. These people often also eat BADAYDAH salad at lunch. You and I would call it Potato salad.

These are the same people who use "could of" and "for all intensive purposes" and pronounce it "liberry".

OMG, a horrible, high-gloss mash-up of The OC and Gossip Girl would be awesome.

I've never really felt bad for Canadians. Until today. TWO of you confirmed a lack of Choco Tacos in Canada and I feel like you're missing out. It's the ultimate combination of waffles, tacos, ice cream, and chocolate. Bug your local grocer to order them!!

Well, good grief. We're going back to kindergarten now, to find "used to be" besties? In that case, a certain young Maxwell would be interested to know that we're exes!!

If you watched him in his Malcolm in the Middle Days, there were several episodes that utilized his incredible roller-skating skills. This vignette proved that those stunts were all him!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did I completely miss the late 90s or were Cristina and Britney actually arch-enemies? Since when were they ever besties? Wasn't that one of the constant tales — battle between the two? Or are the tabloids finally admitting that they have been lying about every story ever written?

It is called a "Choco Taco". It is part of the Klondike family of ice cream delicacies. Check out your local Taco Bell or grocer's freezer and see if you have them!

Fucking LA is right.

I prefer my waffles with ice cream stuffed in them.

"a duvet of cream cheese"

"Guys, my house was weeping ancient fat."

Uh, I'd literally kill him.

"I have love for you but I don't love you."

And not just a "little" overweight or "just kinda" poorly styled. Mega nuclear on both!

My immediate thought was, "oh no, she's going to sleep with him and he's going to steal her money. oh yeah, she doesn't have any money."

You've probably already done this but... ask around among friends, family, and co-workers if they "know anyone". I ended up hooking up two friends for summer childcar and it works out perfectly for everyone. One friend has other kids and is a SAHM and needs money (ca$h!) and the other wanted to socialize her son but…