You mean like guys named "Tom Morrow"?

In fairness to Blanket, his "official" name is Prince Michael Jackson II. Plus, you expect wacky shit from MJ. I feel like Gwynnie betrayed us all with "Apple" and it was the beginning of the end for her.

You are guaranteed to get at least three shitty gifts at your wedding. You suck it up, send a thank you note, and move on with your life.

I'm telling myself he meant their marriage was a sham because they are obviously in it for the gifts and not the love.

This is one of those situations where calling someone a "bitch" is more than fitting. What a pair of bitches! I am firmly on Gift Basket Dude's side.

The lawsuit against Hernandez for the alleged nightclub shooting was dismissed four days after filing because obviously, Hernandez didn't shoot some dude in the face in Miami and walk away.

I think that's Belle. If she's holding a Beast by a chain and wearing the signature yellow color, I'd go Belle.

Those kids aren't working for their food. Haven't you been listening?

Especially since at least two of those pictured have spoken openly about their struggles with weight.

The entire premise of the movement is that women are lesser beings. So one doesn't need to know the couples "personally" to know that they are unequal in the relationship.

Did you read the article? Clearly not all the partners are into this and it isn't consensual, it is manipulative.

That's what I thought, "Her perspective on being a 'normal' teenager is pretty skewed."

This could not be more true.

As a woman who has just learned that she will be getting divorced after 10 years of marriage, I can tell you without a doubt that I will NEVER, EVER, EVER get married again and the odds of me ever even LIVING with a human who is not a roommate are slim to none.

Haha. Don't YOU look like the tonto now?

My (soon-to-be-ex) husband works at an auto center. He tends to give better prices to people who are nice and don't walk in with an attitude. And the second someone throws out the line, "Do you know how much I spend here?" the price goes UP.

Smallville!!

Yo. It isn't racist to claim that states should have the individual right to control the speed limits on the roadways. Because you KNOW the feds would screw that shit up and put it at the lowest possible number (35 on the highways!).

WHY???? Bethenny Frankel sends me to irrational heights of hatred. I cannot stand looking at her, reading about her, anything about her. I have no idea why but... ARGH!!!