Just add a new item to your menu: The Bottomless Worker Drink $15

I’m sorry I discounted your experience with men looking down your shirt and paying you “compliments” Kevin.  Get those tips!

Joule thief!

Dude is an absolute saint, if only because he’s waging a one-man crusade against the Florida Man stereotype.  

So if you happen to be small/have a young face you should just accept that you regularly won’t be allowed to purchase alcohol until well into your 30s? That’s absurd.

Americans hate the idea of paying everyone fairly. They love tipping because it lets them personally decide who they want to give money too, they’re basically narcissistic toddlers.

You do not listen to ANYTHING in public without headphones, full stop.

“Came from a good family” seems like an aggravating circumstance, not a mitigating one.  If you grew up suffering sexual abuse in an orphanage and then commit a sex crime, I can see a judge taking that into account.  If you grew up in a “good family” with all possible advantages, what’s your excuse? 

I think the reason that they talked about both performance and how much money women’s soccer brought in as compared to men’s soccer is to stave off the mansplainers who would inevitably claim that men were paid more because they played better and brought in more money.

Not necessarily.

While I see what you’re saying, this is far too good of an opportunity to pass up. I think it’s actually showing that “excellence” is a myth, because even AFTER achieving so much, they are STILL refused pay. If anything, using this as an example quells the stupid idea that somehow it’s all a meritocracy and women just…

But at the same time “even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices” if they can do that to us who choose to eat meat we can do the same to them.

Wait wait wait.

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

Cool, people like me with soy allergies would get sick and have no idea why. Changing a person's order without asking or informing them is stupid and dangerous. 

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

I saw on Twitter that a lot of people are pointing to this guy’s unearned white male confidence, which allowed him to go on stage and interrupt a presidential candidate.

If this is not the corner of Faux Woke and Male Privilege, I don’t know what is.

Jezebel and Splinter are going to cause us to lose in 2020.

I read your other post. “Now is not the time for ideals and silliness.” How can you claim to like her, and at the same time call her silly? Also why is this not the time for ideals?