He “has to wait” but he thinks his use is much more noble than the person that got their phone and destroyed it right away.

You do not “have to wait” You do not “need” a new iphone. You want the new iPhone, you’ll notice you are given a delivery window when you choose to pay for it. Don’t want to wait? Don’t. Unless…

Incorrect. He does have to wait. He did not choose to wait, he chose a phone.

You said “I have to wait”... You do not. You choose to wait.

Psy approves.

Burner phone.

But for real, where do I sign up for the job of punching all these YouTubers in their faces, taking their iPhones they plan on fucking destroying anyway, then giving that shit away to people who are too poor to own something that nice?

Until someone takes the ultimate prize and destroys the Earth for Youtube Views.

Unlike this phone, the Galaxy Note 7 fights back.

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!