This is awesome. I would LOVE to see PK on this list as well

Whiskers out! How many times do I have to tell you!

Isn't that how Flyer's fans walk down the street?

Was Trading Places on TV last night or something?

Re: Chapel Hill - it's a college town with plenty of good bars. Find one with the largest group of hot, blonde, southern girls.

//redacted for its truly awfulness

//racism

"The next time you go to a burger restaurant that doesn't offer bacon, I want you to take your dick out and ask them if they can throw some salami on it instead."

Please oh please let AJ impact the presidential race. I want to see him on 60 Minutes explaining how he got a hold of the Mitt Romney/Michelle Obama sex tape

Gah, just realized that Mrs. HoC is out of town and I have the kids to myself. Shit shit shit shit shit

Chapel Hill and Durham huh? So now I need to explain to my wife why i am going to go out and get drunk with someone I've never actually met in the middle of the week? Good to know...

Host - So no Lion's playing crappy, car crash, or suspension talk?

If I could have be given a chance to imagine exactly what CHB's kid would look like, it would have been this...with a bit more horrible, whitefro on top

For you non-parents out there who don't understand this: after 2 kids I VOLUNTARILY allowed someone to cut stuff inside my balls to ensure I never had any more kids. Best decision I ever made

This is Ruben Seirra's only chance to get into the hall before he dies of old age

"I purposely choose recipes that take FOREVER to make, so that someone else has to stop the kids from trying to run over each other with scooters and shit"

Stupid Angelos

So I like American Dad and would fuck the shit out of Anna Torv.

The best part of this is that it is becoming more and more likely that pictures of him will no longer show him in a Redskins uniform.

There is only one possible solution to this - the beer guy and the Stempniak should be the opening card on Dyksta v Canseco