I am assuming the next DUAN will be to determine a new code for +1?

From what I've seen, Battlefield 3 came out yesterday. That should help with the boredom

First person to make an Arnold/Kindergarten joke should be forced to reach every Gregg Easterbrook column that he has ever published.

He is just showing Reid what Grossman was doing to Redskins fans all day....over and over and over and over

//tapping foot

Is it called Sportscenter?

Mike Ditka Is Angry About The Walter Payton Book He Doesn't Know How To Read

+1

yeah, that's what HR kept saying too

Oh sure, when Leyland does it, it's national news and everyone thinks its great. When I do it, HR gets involved...

Serena did date football players. Maybe having a tennis ball sized ball in her throat is actually a happy memory....

I won't know whether to laugh or cry when Snyder adds Deadspin to this lawsuit...

"AJ goes from Zero to Party Tornado quicker than anyone I've ever met."

Elway was just tweeting under his other name: Merril Hoge

I would have been more insulted if it was written in Comic Sans

What is this ESPN you speak of? Isn't that the site that posts articles about dentist jokes and Entourage?

Somewhere Robbie Alomar is laughing about the title clip

Other people who could kick Mariotti's ass:

Wait wait...you came up with Smokey Tornado withOUT the help of acid?

Mostly agree but don't forget about the "deferred tax liability" that can become a positive when depreciation for assets crosses the line with depreciation for taxes (very bad description of the term, sorry). Here the depreciation becomes an asset when dealing with taxes and the amount can be spread out over many…