Honestly, this is no different than what most companies do. Balance sheets are pure bullshit. Look at the cash flow for any idea of true valuation.

Which one is Barkely again?

Based on that picture, I am assuming that the father just farted

Also - the Orioles lost

My birthday is on the July 4th weekend - awesome fucking weekend for a bday. Always a long weekend, lots of BBQ, beer, baseball, etc. I'm over 21 so bday don't really matter but this gives me an excuse to hang out, drink, and have fun.

He should have said, "Travel to Seattle"

Unfortunately for Shaq this could be serious, as (if reports can be believed) sex with Shaq can count as assault with a deadly weapon

Holy shit, so that's where Kuato has been hiding all this time

New rule - if you appear on Around the Horn, you are not allowed to be called a writer

//thinking of excuse

You win the right to keep your comments in pink....

Wilpon just ripped the cop in his latest interview

Fashion is for single people and Gawker employees. I am married with kids and wear whatever the fuck I want!

Why is he holding a lop-sided shake-weight?

Mitch's next column - Smart Phones and how they could catch on

Also powerless for the Wizards - all players not named John Wall

The characters in Toy Story look more life-like than Oprah in that photo...

So I am supposed to do what? Actually watch the baseball game? Not gonna happen....

//Scans picture quickly

That fan got taken out like he was living in a mansion in Pakistan