Mike Ditka Is Angry About The Walter Payton Book He Doesn't Know How To Read

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yeah, that's what HR kept saying too

Oh sure, when Leyland does it, it's national news and everyone thinks its great. When I do it, HR gets involved...

Serena did date football players. Maybe having a tennis ball sized ball in her throat is actually a happy memory....

I won't know whether to laugh or cry when Snyder adds Deadspin to this lawsuit...

"AJ goes from Zero to Party Tornado quicker than anyone I've ever met."

Elway was just tweeting under his other name: Merril Hoge

I would have been more insulted if it was written in Comic Sans

What is this ESPN you speak of? Isn't that the site that posts articles about dentist jokes and Entourage?

Somewhere Robbie Alomar is laughing about the title clip

Other people who could kick Mariotti's ass:

Wait wait...you came up with Smokey Tornado withOUT the help of acid?

Mostly agree but don't forget about the "deferred tax liability" that can become a positive when depreciation for assets crosses the line with depreciation for taxes (very bad description of the term, sorry). Here the depreciation becomes an asset when dealing with taxes and the amount can be spread out over many…

Honestly, this is no different than what most companies do. Balance sheets are pure bullshit. Look at the cash flow for any idea of true valuation.

Which one is Barkely again?

Based on that picture, I am assuming that the father just farted

Also - the Orioles lost

My birthday is on the July 4th weekend - awesome fucking weekend for a bday. Always a long weekend, lots of BBQ, beer, baseball, etc. I'm over 21 so bday don't really matter but this gives me an excuse to hang out, drink, and have fun.

He should have said, "Travel to Seattle"