Those guys in the video need more calcium

I do love however that this employee wasn't bright enough to make up some fake email address and send the information in. Feels about right...

Too bad Oriole's employees are plotting ways to find some offense...

I remember sitting on the flight home, dick in my hand, wondering what had just happened.

Later during the game, he moved out of the way right as a wayward pass was heading their direction...

What is the symbol for the BJ giving hookers?

Asshole blogger? Seems pretty redundant doesn't it?

LeAnn Rhimes.

Ahh, so you turned on the game AFTER the national anthem....

Affirmed

That would be funnier except I accidentally drafted him last night.

To be fair, the O's only have that high of a payroll because they are still paying for Albert Belle

Why didn't anyone call for help since the host was clearly having a stroke?

One good season does not give you the power to change the spelling of your name and expect me to care, sorry

I am still waiting for ESPN to apologize for ruining Sportscenter

Well you said major league sports...so baseball

I hear Stephen Hawking asks girls to lick his black hole

//still looking for the women

Good write-up Tommy, lofty write-up

Colm Meaney is having a bad day