Forget drug testing, if the player's pee is actually green, that should be enough for a suspension...

I dunno, I hear Little Sisters of the Poor had a amazing draft class this year.

//golf clap

Each member of the Cavs just received a nice gift basket from the 1988 Orioles

Nothing specific, just Moe's general moral character. Basically I don't think it was meant as a compliment...

Vick tweeted that he thought it was funny that Moe was a Vick fan

Redskin's related boobies for the win

Fuck DeMatha, what do you expect from one of their grads

Where is the link to TheOnion for this article?

That picture is whickity-whacked

Those guys fight like baseball players

Cockblocked by a dick? Odd

I'm surprised he could keep his balance considering his HUGE BALLS had to be pulling him all over the place

Of course this couple would own a yellow and not a black lab

It's a good thing this country doesn't have a horrible history of such things or that could be really, really offensive

On what his first steps have been in terms with meeting with players

Also its not that funny

Infighting - still produces better players than inbreeding

Holy fuck is that awesome.

Favre misread that as "hung 4.7" and was jealous