You see this 34?? This is the number of seconds needed to finish up while watching Danica Patrick's ads...

Can you give +1s posthumously?

If it is Pete Sampras, we might have to vote on a rule about cheating on a wife that every other guy in the world wants to sleep with...

Could be Patrick McEnroe too

Holy Dear God, I have seen the Dora Christmas special approximately 9,000 times so far this month. At this point, I am so brainwashed I feel like it should win the Oscar. Or Emmy....or whatever the fuck you win for TV

I am not sure I have ever seen a human move faster than when Jackson first hit that hole. I mean holy baby Jesus

One that will lick peanut butter off of anything....

I would think all they want for Christmas is to not get blown up? Odd

If they offered a free topping for every McNabb pass that hit the ground in front of a receiver or for every third down play that finished 3 yards short of a first down, this wouldn't an issue

Luckily we Redskin fans can fall back on the Os/Nats/Wizards for some winning

@FEAST: I thought it was PotRoastandGravy?

What about the O's landing JJ Hardy? The AL East will be tough from top to bottom this year!

"Hey baby, I get paid $100M to sit on my ass and piss off an entire region...wanna fuck?"

The Orioles are actually quite well represented in that group which is appropriate since you have to be of a certain age to remember them being a good baseball team.

What the fuck was Glenn Close doing in there?

Are your aggregate number of +1's a factor in the hiring decision?

So wait...is the NCAA saying that we are fight Eurasia now?

Those two players in the middle need to take a long shower after this game...

Awesome, one more way Bodog can take all of my money

@Smooth JA: Came into work today signing Dora the Explorer songs. Its way to late for me