I fell bad for all the stoned people in the audience who had to sit through that. At least the stoned people at home were smart enough not to watch it at all...

Its awesomeness aside, it is a reminder of when ESPN was actually important and not annoying, fresh and not stagnant, entertaining and not draining. Good times...lofty times

Actually...that seems about right for NC State

It is possible that I will need back surgery because of kid #2. And I just know that my golf game will never return.

Paging Slothrop, looks like all those #evilgrading tags will be coming back

@Rob Iracane: Affirmed

That fake leg was then used to hit a game-winning HR against him that night

Even if they actually want this, Dolan will find a way to fuck it up

Carmelo gonna find out who snitched...and they is going to have problems

The Gillette razor commercial was really like the angel of death for careers huh?

Oh yeah, Ichiro rounded third in her dreams that night....

Its Crohn's, not Krohns.

"If he leaves I will HATE him more then anyone I've ever hated in my life. I will hate him to the point where I would wish him personal injury and severe bodily harm. If he leaves he hurts more then a team... he can potentially destroy an entire region economically."

Ehhh whatever, I'll be watching Futurama reruns....

Gawkerassets has never been so properly named...

But before he could get both feet down, he dropped the kid

@kiddicus_maximus: BoC = Boy of Culture. And Mrs. HoC has no idea I am trying to do this. There is about a 45% chance she thinks it funny....

I have been trying like hell to teach the BoC to say penis. I think a 2 year old walking around saying it will make me laugh for months on end...

Tied at 46? Wow, that's more points in a single tennis match than the Orioles will score this entire year.

At least he doesn't need to worry about saving room for another championship tattoo like the one shown...