Look I know they like this site n' all, but Toucher and Rich suck...donkey balls. Listening to them made me miss the days of David Lee Roth...

This series of posts was pretty amazing actually. Good job guys

Those look real

Have you seen his wife? Her main purpose is something other than protecting him from himself...

Where are the dick jokes?

mmm...butterflied shrimp

Wasn't that Dyan Cannon sitting next to Chris Rock?

Third time's a charm?

What...did he just ask his kid which one she was? Awesome

So that's what Florio looks like?

That $94K could have been used for him to take a class called, "How to not cut off routes, causing interceptions that cost HoC money"

@Same Sad Echo: We might have been there at the same time. I do remember the basketball team and the frenzy (although that period of my life is a bit....hazy)

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: I'm sure it will take less for the next one. Let's say somewhere around 100 years...

Woooo GO Tufts! DIII champs baby!

I used the phrase "smokey tornado" to describe something at the science museum with my 2 year old. He has no idea obviously but I still feel like a bad dad. I blame you.

Its amazing that the defender on the right made an NBA team without any legs...

@The Pope of Chili Town: Strangely the Longoria pictures were being sent by Chris Cooley...

"How old are you, bush?" he asked

Why didn't you let Colin Quinn sit with you in the top picture?

By the end, he was already on one-knee and was too tired to pull out