@formerly Chief Wahoo: I believe Ben explained it as something like "enough for a fist"...

Yeah that UCONN - Standford game was great. Wait...what?

For a fresh perspective, lets go to Don Imus...Don?

Suddenly the Tufts Jumbo doesn't look quite as lame...

Somebody wake me when they actually score a basket....

I live a few miles from Durham, people hate Duke as much as anywhere I've seen. Made it easier to move here....

Unfortunately this proved to be an ineffective tactic as half of the guards immediately disappeared with the sheets...

So a guy with the last name of Magary and another guy with a first name of Spencer are making fun of people's names?

"Before Game 6, missed a batting practice session at Tufts University because he couldn't find Tufts University"

MJ and Barkley should charge admission to follow them around Vegas for a night

//puts fingers in ears

"Even when she was 15"

@Phintastic: Yeah I remember when it was announced, I was just being a dick, that's all. I have an infant baby and get no sleep so its pretty much my default setting right now....

Sometimes those boys on the balcony got the clever idea of diving off into the pool, and sometimes they missed and landed headfirst on the tile around the pool

@Phintastic: K...but does that make anything I said wrong?

Wow, Dave Matthews writes for this this site, neat.

He immediately began hitting himself with a large whip for showing the sin of pride

Are you calling me stupid?

Chuck Todd broke his hip when he slipped on the puddle of sweat Gary left on the floor...

Well no wonder he gets such bad headaches...