Just wait until Tiger Wood 2: The Search for More Ho's

aj, talked to linda cohn, she was really hoping you made a move on her that night. you know, before you shit your pants. svp

Pete Rose is in line to play Bart Starr

He will also sign if you bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh...

The "this is not why I got into writing" argument works better when you didn't get into writing to make Karate Kid & Rocky jokes...

@DumpsterDining: I have autopayment setup. I try to live by the "ignorance is bliss" philosophy

That's okay, Sunday Ticket still costs the same...

feel free to suggest a nickname

Awww look at the cute little Canadians....

I still think its a correct caption

That picture looks likes a screenshot from a Peter North video...

Who knew Will did such good impressions....

@Reg_Dunlop: If there is a goalie in the crease, drop the puck

Natural habitat?

Ken Beatrice was the FUCKING man. That is all...

Look kids, Big Ben... Parliament....

"these are all really hard, xxxx"

If you had crapped your pants, would that have been a push?

Sarah Jessica Parker looks pissed

@I Like Cheap Beer: Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter....