@jrw11: One more tray of chili dogs?

I think he was just ordering 1 chili dog

@GreatOdensRaven: Yet another idea of his that was stolen without him getting proper credit!

Whenever I read his columns, there is always a voice in the back of my head telling me that I did the right thing by moving far away from Boston...

The man compared himself to Jennifer Love Hewitt...on purpose. What else needs to be said?

I wonder if they will put up a similar fight about the Redskins Offseason Champs slogan...

The lawyer forgot to mention that Crittenton is deathly allergic to excrement in shoes...

Dear God, there has to be a warning before male, boxer ass is exposed....

@TheWorldwideLeaderInSharts: Takes me back to the days of snowy Vermont

Has anyone ever received a GOOD handjob?

"Still no name"

entering the ring to the Finnish national anthem

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: One of the best games that no one talks about. What an ending! DARRELL!!!

Worst.Poop.Story.Ever

You da cow!

This is the type of investigative reporting that careers are built off of. I smell a Pulitzer...or at least a shorty....

"If it were socially acceptable, I'd just use a salad bowl at breakfast."

The term "Natural Selection" comes to mind with this story

W looks a bit coked up, no?

My two year old son regulary hands me the remote and demands that I put on football (in a cute 2yo voice).