@ArkansasFred: My favorite is how he hit a hole-in-one in his first ever round of golf and scored a 42 after 18 holes. What a guy

"This comes as disappointing news to Washington fans who secretly hoped Synder would get run over by a crack-filled Marion Barry and they could start over"

Shouldn't this be called the "PotRoastandGravy Effect"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: See, everything evens out in the end....

Today's winners....Redskin fans

When I think Deadspin, I think Bernanke.

@ClintonPortishead: Wouldn't it be

"sees wife walk in, perplexed as to why you threw the remote against the wall and broke it"

"Cowboys fans deserve to have their dicks punched inside out, and then filled with hot tar"

I do love that the first link provided for the porn star is her LinkedIn page. That's awesome beyond words....

Fuck, why didn't I practice more!!

The who posted "ASS" thought he was picking names for a bowling game....

Jon Stewart requests "Crossfire" to stop hurting America

Can't believe I missed this post...

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Every like 4-5 months there is something I need to mail. I am with you on autopayments, a single book of checks will last me years and years...

@Silent Q: @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: See, your mistake was getting your CPA. I am getting my MBA, while not easy by any stretch, it is not quite as mind-numbing....

My recommendation guys is to go back to school. Its a built in excuse for always needing to be doing something besides housework....

Re: buying STAMPs -

WIFE: I shouldn't have to ask you to take out the trash.

@CaptainHomeless: I probably shouldn't admit how much I laughed at that...