Oh yeah, tonight is taco night at the HoC household. And I cook everything including making the quac myself.

"Especially those websites frequented by, say, gay people."

Boswell had the best quote - "I can't believe I woke up today having had a better day than Tiger"

@Bobby Big Wheel:

Hold on, if I'm going to read that I better have like entire bowl of bran flakes first...

I went to an all guys school. So since there is no chance of finding a hot ex-gf there, there is no point in going....

The Mottrams are not impressed

@I Like Cheap Beer: @UpstateUnderdog:

@UpstateUnderdog: See....my second is due in less than two months. I don't need to be hearing this shit... #fksfridays

@tekamul: See we never created a real joint account. We just split the bills fairly and pay them. Its worked for us... #fksfridays

Jim Nantz is not the only person who can't find her.... #jimnantz

@CaptainHomeless: Out of curiosity, have you ever heard the phrase, "Don't not be funny"? No reason really.... #worldseriesofpoker

And Cada was last seen driving away from Detroit as fast as his car would go... #worldseriesofpoker

Will he at least show up on the right page? #bookexcerpts

"Nope. Poop is ergonomically designed for easy flushing, with its snakelike contours. I say it's not possible"

My eyesight isn't so good, is that Vinny Cerrato? #memphistigers

Come on, everyone knows this is McNabb's fault!

All hail the power of the Deadspin

"Bubble screens account for 90% of the Redskins' playbook alone"

Leonard Little won multiple World Series titles? #joegirardi