The Mottrams are not impressed

@I Like Cheap Beer: @UpstateUnderdog:

@UpstateUnderdog: See....my second is due in less than two months. I don't need to be hearing this shit... #fksfridays

@tekamul: See we never created a real joint account. We just split the bills fairly and pay them. Its worked for us... #fksfridays

Jim Nantz is not the only person who can't find her.... #jimnantz

@CaptainHomeless: Out of curiosity, have you ever heard the phrase, "Don't not be funny"? No reason really.... #worldseriesofpoker

And Cada was last seen driving away from Detroit as fast as his car would go... #worldseriesofpoker

Will he at least show up on the right page? #bookexcerpts

"Nope. Poop is ergonomically designed for easy flushing, with its snakelike contours. I say it's not possible"

My eyesight isn't so good, is that Vinny Cerrato? #memphistigers

Come on, everyone knows this is McNabb's fault!

All hail the power of the Deadspin

"Bubble screens account for 90% of the Redskins' playbook alone"

Leonard Little won multiple World Series titles? #joegirardi

The fuck a Rick Reilly? #rickreilly

Just to be clear: we have a comedy actor commenting on a news anchor on a sports site? Gotcha

I guarantee that the driver of that truck has a pencil-thin beard and a "tribal" tatoo on his arm... #newyorkyankees

Ummm yeah, that is an awesome picture there of Deron... #dallascowboyscheerleader

Russia sounds exciting #mikhailprokhorov

@fasulo.n001: Affirmed. That's my old neighborhood, could practically hear Wally's from my apt... #peterking