Actual serious question - what are the odds that Dan Synder actually hires a GM and lets that person run the team? 0%? 0.1%? #peterking

Don't you hate pants? #peterking

Have you tried NY Pizza at Columbus and Mass? Best local pizza spot. Also right next to one of the oldest, coolest jazz clubs in the city. #peterking

Peter, clearly friendships with players and teams can influence writing. How do you balance your personal feelings with your columns? #peterking

Peter, what sort of blackmail does AJ have on you for you to be here? #peterking

"Luke O'Brien is a writer in Washington DC. He's written about MMA for Washington Post Magazine, [SI.com] and other publications."

Quarterback Kurt Warner

Never works to try cutting the crap and propositioning a chick right off the bat. Especially if you're drunk at a bar. And perhaps a fat junior-level ad exec living in New York. TRUST ME.

Their sticks are bent at the end...

Also, anytime Riggins is a voice of reason, you know you are in a FUCKED up situation.... #washington

Honestly, if this all results in Cerrato getting fired then it might actually be worth it... #washington

@VTBen: That wasn't DirecTV, that was even the local feed.

He was just out doing what the team has been doing to their fans this year... #jacksonvillejaguars

According to Twitter, Oprah is a real gansta off camera... #miketyson

Is that two lines on coke on your stomach there? #comments

Real final score:

That statement made Glen Beck cry.

Radiohead can suck my left nut, but not my right one. They are not worthy

The Cowboy's Preview was pretty good...

I read on the [Onion.com] yesterday that Dallas released Jerry Jones, but I can't find anybody else reporting it. Is there any truth to this?