Is that two lines on coke on your stomach there? #comments

Real final score:

That statement made Glen Beck cry.

Radiohead can suck my left nut, but not my right one. They are not worthy

The Cowboy's Preview was pretty good...

I read on the [Onion.com] yesterday that Dallas released Jerry Jones, but I can't find anybody else reporting it. Is there any truth to this?

Don't you hate pants!!

Not picture: his buddy wearing the Rosemary's Baby jersey

So did anyone else hear Chris Collinsworth say "ruh-roh" last night?

Refresh my memory: isn't Roosevelt a magnet school? And West went there?

He was in DC. Two handguns and a shotgun are considered light defense in the nation's capital....

How is this different than the Raiders hiring dead people?

Holy Dear God, where is the nightmare fuel tag?

And then those asshole commenters make some rude joke that has a dick reference and half the time a reference to a dead horse. Whats wrong with those people?

//standing O

So...never read [MLB.com] is what you're saying here right?

@EminentSmithDomain: Seriously, how about just one article a week? It can be the baseball equivalent to KSK's PK ass-ripping

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm definitely taking that day off of work

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You parents must be so proud