@Bobby Big Wheel: Close, its the equivalent of waking up to see a 300lb, Rosie O'Donnell look-a-like who not only stayed the night but is making you breakfast....

@Moose A. Moose: You sir, have the worst name and avatar ever. Its bad enough I have to sit through that every morning, now you want to bring that into Deadspin?

Football! NFL! Jamboroo! Holy fucking shit what a day!

He was so thankful for catching the fish that he felt the fishing pole deserved a bj?

From that picture, it appears that she would have a stronger throwing arm than him

Building a stadium full of Orange and Blue has worked so well for the Mets, no wonder other teams want to share in that success

@Gravy: So who is Barabas? Donte Stallworth?

I guess he has more time to work at the video store

Ummmm...hmmmm

@Bobby Big Wheel: They went to Tufts?

Actually, this sounds like a really great idea. Anything to make baseball cards relevant again should be done.

Fun fact: In the entire history of the franchise, the Texans have used a first or second round pick on an offensive lineman exactly twice, and only once in the past six years. Last year, the Texans gave up 32 sacks, and that was the second lowest tally in team history

You didn't answer the most important question! Do any boxers use steroids?

Oh hells yes.

Maybe if he'd used the right cover on his TPS reports, he'd be employed right now...

So Rudy Gay is a starred commenter?

Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Jason Grimsley and David Segu

Are they sure its not the Manny Ramirez from Medford?

just like NAMBLA and Catholics