All this talk about beating meat makes me wish I was alone....

Have we even seen Roger Goodell and Meredith Grey in the same room? Just asking....

He is just trying to parque this into another job

He is polite to women? I guess someone at ESPN has to be....

Don't you know, you need to prepare a virgin house before driving into it...

video of the world's strongest vagina in action

4chan - Who is studying the video?

Well...I made it until 10:30 on my first day of eMBA classes to comment on Deadspin. That's good right?

Are they going to make him crawl through the air duct to get to his office?

@Barry Lutz: When is the next ninja parade?

If people tried this in America, he would miss the boat by 30 yards...

I thought road beef was why Bartolo Colon was 300+ pounds?

They gave away Brian Daubach's jersey number?

How much extra for a team that wins once in a while?

I bet he has lots of interesting stories about losing his ball in the rough

Too bad the settlement wasn't enough to buy a ticket to another game....

Nothing like stirring up the hornet's nest that is Jezebel. Of course when the hornets are wearing $500 shoes and own prada clothes, its hard to be scared or intimidated

What happened to the good ol' days of just having your knee-caps broken?

Ummmm....about that title....

The wienerschnitzel's on me if you can put that into proper English