The woman defending her looks like she just got a taste....

Andy looks like one of those players who tries to wing the ball really hard at the cup attempting to knock it over. Douche

//sigh

I can't blame him, it is usually a good idea to wait until puberty until trying to play in the NBA....

That's a ballsy theory

@Bobby Big Wheel: Oh be nice, you're gonna make him cry....

Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, did anyone watch the O's-Sox game last night?

Caretaker does not equal Manager

Tucker Max and an unnamed ESPN columnist walk into a bar... no, there's no punch line.

Homer - Now all we do is sit back and wait for an NFL franchsie

So Joe Buck + Live + Artie Lange failed?

@BruschisBrewsky: Just be thankful you don't have to watch the Nationals.

Somebody did tell UM that the Les Boulez traded their pick right?

What happened to the good old days of trying to hit them with you drives?

I was not part of this survey, therefore it is invalid

Wade Boggs then went home with 8 different married women that night

And yet they make my yearly salary in like a week.

So this site is full of alcohol, young, pale, white guys? Who knew....

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Terrorist Elmo has

Didn't we just have a post about two boobs?