That picture was supposed to be a movie poster...but at the last second the producers switched to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels

All this attention for a backup QB? I guess better than focusing on a "retired" QB.

So KSK has Sexy Friday and Deadspin has Rapey Friday?

He can always find work as a stunt double for Wilbon....

And they got really peeved when they realized they gave a shoe contract to a white guy

Whats amazing is that these players travel less than NBA players

Unsurprisingly, their team name is the Blue Devils

Ok seriously, boxers should not have bigger guts than mine. That's just wrong

They should have a douche-off to determine whose curse is "better"

Brady's sperm is so powerful that he impregnated thousands of fish just by being in the same water way as them...

I imagine Courtney Lees feels a lot like Mama Cass this morning

Why not just put him on the Yankees now and get the wait over with?

Her excitment for being on the Deadcast is just like what I feel when I read Waxing Off.

@Barry Lutz: He also kept scratching his stomach, odd.

His face fat is covering his eyes?

@the earl of weaver: Affirmed

@Kid Canada: See I always thought the breakdown was: Guys with small penises - 100%

Taken out of context, that quote could be attributed to such a wide range of people:

So he is a possibly over-hyped athlete that many people are tired of hearing about? Sounds like the next lead story for Peter Ki g

@seldomused: But that made it so much better for me