Never have I felt less guilt for laughing at someone else's misfortune than Chuck Knoblauch's throwing issues

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Works for me, but then I like Robot Chicken.

Sugar = cocaine right? I mean, nobody would seriously write this article just about candy....

Colleges play sports besides football? Who knew....

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Come on now, the NESCAC regularly puts out future NFL All Pros....

@Lukin: Clap clap clappity clap

I wasn't happy okay! You didn't need to post the picture....

Dear God, any college professor would lose even more of their hair trying to grade that piece of work....

Forget curing cancer, lets see what a curve ball looks like

Okay, it is probably quite sad how excited I am that I got ranked #11.

As long as they only run over people and not dogs, they're fine

My God, that is just awful. My prayers go out.

@Step aside, Son: Ummm....ummm....okay. Why is it I have to work on Martin Luther Day?

Yes

Actually I know the reason...its because he's on my fucking fantasy team

It times like this where I have to remind myself not to make fun of NC because I now live here...

@PermanentInjuredReserve: You mean they're good enough, they're smart enough, and dog-gone-it people like them?

DC is lucky that it can turn its attention and drown its sorrow with the Nats.

All of the people listed in the article above are rapist...

So he's a horse whore?