Speaking of getting fucked in the ass, did anyone watch the O's-Sox game last night?

Caretaker does not equal Manager

Tucker Max and an unnamed ESPN columnist walk into a bar... no, there's no punch line.

Homer - Now all we do is sit back and wait for an NFL franchsie

So Joe Buck + Live + Artie Lange failed?

@BruschisBrewsky: Just be thankful you don't have to watch the Nationals.

Somebody did tell UM that the Les Boulez traded their pick right?

What happened to the good old days of trying to hit them with you drives?

I was not part of this survey, therefore it is invalid

Wade Boggs then went home with 8 different married women that night

And yet they make my yearly salary in like a week.

So this site is full of alcohol, young, pale, white guys? Who knew....

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Terrorist Elmo has

Didn't we just have a post about two boobs?

That picture was supposed to be a movie poster...but at the last second the producers switched to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels

All this attention for a backup QB? I guess better than focusing on a "retired" QB.

So KSK has Sexy Friday and Deadspin has Rapey Friday?

He can always find work as a stunt double for Wilbon....

And they got really peeved when they realized they gave a shoe contract to a white guy

Whats amazing is that these players travel less than NBA players