Unsurprisingly, their team name is the Blue Devils

Ok seriously, boxers should not have bigger guts than mine. That's just wrong

They should have a douche-off to determine whose curse is "better"

Brady's sperm is so powerful that he impregnated thousands of fish just by being in the same water way as them...

I imagine Courtney Lees feels a lot like Mama Cass this morning

Why not just put him on the Yankees now and get the wait over with?

Her excitment for being on the Deadcast is just like what I feel when I read Waxing Off.

@Barry Lutz: He also kept scratching his stomach, odd.

His face fat is covering his eyes?

@the earl of weaver: Affirmed

@Kid Canada: See I always thought the breakdown was: Guys with small penises - 100%

Taken out of context, that quote could be attributed to such a wide range of people:

So he is a possibly over-hyped athlete that many people are tired of hearing about? Sounds like the next lead story for Peter Ki g

@seldomused: But that made it so much better for me

Never have I felt less guilt for laughing at someone else's misfortune than Chuck Knoblauch's throwing issues

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Works for me, but then I like Robot Chicken.

Sugar = cocaine right? I mean, nobody would seriously write this article just about candy....

Colleges play sports besides football? Who knew....

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Come on now, the NESCAC regularly puts out future NFL All Pros....

@Lukin: Clap clap clappity clap