I wasn't happy okay! You didn't need to post the picture....

Dear God, any college professor would lose even more of their hair trying to grade that piece of work....

Forget curing cancer, lets see what a curve ball looks like

Okay, it is probably quite sad how excited I am that I got ranked #11.

As long as they only run over people and not dogs, they're fine

My God, that is just awful. My prayers go out.

@Step aside, Son: Ummm....ummm....okay. Why is it I have to work on Martin Luther Day?

Yes

Actually I know the reason...its because he's on my fucking fantasy team

It times like this where I have to remind myself not to make fun of NC because I now live here...

@PermanentInjuredReserve: You mean they're good enough, they're smart enough, and dog-gone-it people like them?

DC is lucky that it can turn its attention and drown its sorrow with the Nats.

All of the people listed in the article above are rapist...

So he's a horse whore?

Right now he's thinking that being a so-so pitcher sounds pretty good

Like we're gonna believe Mientkiewicz! The guy is a well known WS winning ball stealer...

@Paul Pierced Luol's Deng: No, Kornhieser Pumpkin make-up coloring

Don't worry, they have great make-up sex...

Minor injuries to his balls?? Holy crap I....oh balls of his feet.

Making fun of Olberman and saying you hate America....