That's a lotta cock for this early in the morning....

Was that second one written by HST's half-breed cousin?

@Greg Johnson: She is someone that AJ tries to get other guys to screw

Then again, I take photos of myself for a living

@UpstateUnderdog: I thought it was his waist size?

Dan Synder just traded two first rounders for him

Okay...so what the fuck happened this weekend? I checked in at one point and it was like a holy war had started....

You see that Synder you dumb fuck?? There is a team that had a need at OL and went out and did something about it.

One of these days the O's will make the news by winning a baseball game....

@kbjone: More likely he ran over his dog once with his bike

@Afino: Better than 2 of the latter and one of the former....I think

This whole story is just awful....just awful

@Hatey McLife: +1 stash of illegal video tapes

He's so drunk that he forgot pinstripes go vertical not horizontal....

The Lions are now considering her as the #1 pick. She looks like she would fit in well on the Oline....

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

Soldiers should make more than other players...

Three is no way Scott Pollard knows what "google" means...

Would it be legitimate to cancel a 4pm meeting with my boss (that's fairly important) now that I know the O's game is on ESPN and I can watch it?

@Gordon Bombay: @Mo Knows Ladies: Predator should definitely make the list....