The Lions are now considering her as the #1 pick. She looks like she would fit in well on the Oline....

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

Soldiers should make more than other players...

Three is no way Scott Pollard knows what "google" means...

Would it be legitimate to cancel a 4pm meeting with my boss (that's fairly important) now that I know the O's game is on ESPN and I can watch it?

@Gordon Bombay: @Mo Knows Ladies: Predator should definitely make the list....

So I watched Running Man last night...has any 80's movie held up worse but still remained as entertaining?

//golf clap

So if the Skins trade Campbell and a 1st for Cutler and then Cerrato disappears and is never heard from again....it wasn't me.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: I thought it was banned?

Nobody is using the locker because every time you hang more than 3 shirts, its collaspes

I'm assuming you can get a value meal with a Diet Coke to even it out...

@Weed Against Speed: I'd say you're Rita Rudner funny

I heard that Cutler was traded for Romo....

After the interview, Jeff George got into his Dodge Stratus and drove home

@ClintonPortishead: Damn it, you go get a drink of water, come back, and realize you've missed your chance to make a "stabbed in the neck joke". Those don't come around everyday....

Wow, being a freshman is a lot harder now than when I was in school...

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: I miss being in that demographic....

Why don't these games start earlier? Don't they realize I am getting old and will be asleep on the couch by halftime of the Nova/Duke game?

My car isn't dilapidated! I mean....what a weird story