He wasn't just in a hapless daze...he was checking out her ass

@wonderlic—-myballs: Are you an international diamond thief?

@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: Joanie Laurer would win that in a landslide

CIT = Completely Irrelevant Tournament?

Why did you have to show a picture of him that was taken during his prostrate exam?

@ClintonPortishead: How can you kill something that is already dead?

@UkraineNotWeak: A couple of straight years in the Final Four and he could end droughts across the country...

At some point, someone is going to be injured by slipping on Gary Williams sweat puddles. I say this game is when it finally occurs...

But I'm sure any straight male that had been in that situation with us would've realized pretty fast it wasn't anything even remotely sexy

So I'm applying to UNC for grad school. That doesn't mean I have to root for them right?

@Muggs Bigglesworth: I used to make that joke but I would actually get yelled at...so I stopped

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Attempt To Out Sexy Each Other

@Mr. Praline: Yeah well Shawn Wayans just dropped off my dry cleaning...

Whatever, I'm just glad that he actually spells "Sean" correctly....

Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Hustler O'Culture live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians

@Ray: Actually no I didn't. So we lost a cock but gained a dick in blackface? Is that a gain or a loss?

It is nice to see a Deadspin bracket with no giant cock on it - optical illusion or not....

Noooooooo, blocked by fucking work.

@twoeightnine: And he's already labeled a receiver...

I heard Donte's first call from jail was to Leonard Little