@UkraineNotWeak: A couple of straight years in the Final Four and he could end droughts across the country...

At some point, someone is going to be injured by slipping on Gary Williams sweat puddles. I say this game is when it finally occurs...

But I'm sure any straight male that had been in that situation with us would've realized pretty fast it wasn't anything even remotely sexy

So I'm applying to UNC for grad school. That doesn't mean I have to root for them right?

@Muggs Bigglesworth: I used to make that joke but I would actually get yelled at...so I stopped

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian Attempt To Out Sexy Each Other

@Mr. Praline: Yeah well Shawn Wayans just dropped off my dry cleaning...

Whatever, I'm just glad that he actually spells "Sean" correctly....

Top of the morning to ye on this gray, grizzly afternoon. Hustler O'Culture live on Main Street, where today everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians

@Ray: Actually no I didn't. So we lost a cock but gained a dick in blackface? Is that a gain or a loss?

It is nice to see a Deadspin bracket with no giant cock on it - optical illusion or not....

Noooooooo, blocked by fucking work.

@twoeightnine: And he's already labeled a receiver...

I heard Donte's first call from jail was to Leonard Little

@Gourmet Spud: I think it was more of a Kevin Costner at the beginning of Dances with Wolves approach...

And yet, that game actually seemed shorter than the Jim Cramer/Jon Stewart interview....

@Step aside, Son: Same with me...except that she had sex the night before

@Threat Level: Midnight: That'd be a lot of tatoos

Kobe nods in appreciation

Isn't being on the bench for Butler enough shame for one person?