Will is currently tearing off couch cushions searching for any and all money he can find....

+5 Wags for him

That's shocking. Next you'll tell me that he's only 5'2

@Weed Against Speed:

An interested audience is not walking through that door...

Their master plan was to break into their rooms and put everyone's hands into a cup of water

@Grouper Sandwich: well crap, its one thing to make a bad pun joke...its another thing to get beaten to that same crappy pun joke

Will he have enough Thyme to learn the vikings offense?

It looks like he just ate something that he is allergic to

Your definition of a sexy jockey differs from mine...

What a nickname! "Hey, your from Arizona, so you're now Wildkat".

does not appear to have been designed in three seconds by a first grader.

@Weed Against Speed: The defense is acting fairly ballsy right now

Even by touch? So you mean it has to be done by taste?

Must...resist...joke...involving...pickle spear in SF dog...

A life-coach analyst? He should just save time and get business cards with the title of: Analrapist

It looks like Vin Deisel and Mini Me had a kid....

Dick joke?

"Hey baby....can you see if that guy over there is interested?"

Unfortunately the person holding that scarf was brutally murdered by the man wearing the cap in the bottom left corner...