I think Tony is just trying to get another "vacation"

"lasy"? He used the word "lasy"? What not just call her a dame or flapper?

PETA as an organization needs to get laid...big time!

@TracyHamandEggs: Does that take into account their normal Aug record of 2-25? Because if so, at least the beginning of the year will be entertaining....

+1 Leo

For just $5, I'll teach you how to stop this offense.

The sad part is that his head is actually that big

Dreamgirls 2 will not be as good as the original

Man, Deadspin has a new weekend daddy all the time. Deadspin is turning into a slut

That argument is Tysonareffic yet moronanificant at the same time

@ArkansasFred: thanks a whole fucking lot

Who would have ever thought someone would leave the successful Cardinals to try and save another franchise?

They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre great.....when stoned

Your mom?

No crabcakes? No football?

Sweet, Monty Python! I can't wait to watch this whole zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

tj

+9 Jeff

So Pete took a break from dating Kate Moss/doing blow to write a column?

Who wants to travel to play a team that is located near the Earth's core where its still warm?