A "1" will work for some guys, I however need a "9"

Who's up for going to see Michael Bay's EXPLOSIONS?

He's also not going to be happy when he comes home to find out she fucked the entire O-line

So best marker story: After a good going away party for a frat-brother going to the air force, the guy passed out. He woke up to find a permament market had been used to draw a long arrow to his ass with the phrase," this way to my love" written on his back.

I called him to my room, and he quickly came

There's an NFL Network? Since its NOT FUCKING ON MY TV, I forgot about it

@Chuck Knoblockhead: I'll just save it for my next idiotic comment. I'll probably need it today

@phillas: So instead of spinning in his grave, is he Roll Tide-ing in his grave?

@Hustler of Culture: Or rotting

Where's your Bear Bryant Now?

Damn right mutha fucka. Cause the Skins exposed you as frauds

@Afino: And he stored this glove by his balls? Makes sense

So did anyone ever figure out what was up with Marshall taking his cup out last night?

@Wasted Talent: Yeah that was a bit odd. He pulled his fucking cup out and was ready to do something until Stokley stopped him. Fucking Stokley's such a cockblocker

Holy shit, I should not be reading this while presenting on a conference call....

To be fair, LT did order hookers for any player he slapped

@Hustler of Culture:

@MurrayHewitt:

But seriously, that baby is freaking me out

Also, my costume as guy in jeans wearing Redskins' jersey actually went over quite well