That baby can see into my soul

So we agree that if wins <=5 championships, he is a complete failure right?

@NovakAintNoJokovic: Hell To the Naw. I did enjoy her concession speech though

Also - holograms?! I mean, fucking A. Wish they had done that when I was in college and stoned out of my mind for nights like this

@SuperFrankieLampard: I bet she is never seen in Alaska again....

Sure, once I leave, Mass becomes more pot friendly.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: With Leater:Gay Porn = TomAto:Tomahto

What is this I hear about him catching and Rick Ankiel pitching?

As someone who just moved to NC, please don't underestimate the doucheness of UNC fans....

I hear MSNBC just called the election for Obama

I think ESPN just wanted one other person who is not Simmons to be able to interview Obama

Berman's hair is about as real as McCain's teeth at this point....

@KOGOD: Just have Jansen block for you, its the same thing

So I guess the Redskins are all Dems and wanted to ensure that Obama won. Right? Right???

She looks like she'll talk dirty to you

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Was Brenda's soul put up as collatoral?

@Colonel Dubby: Wish I had heard that report.

Btw, I'd like to send a big fuck you to all the reporters who told me that McGahee was going to play today....

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Bastard. That's pretty much my favorite costume. Second only to Really Stoned Guy Getting BJ

Today I'm dressed as the very original Guy-in-Jeans