Buy hundreds of pounds of pot and drive around with it and hope to sell it

Step 1: Buy stake in minor league lacrosse team

Sponor any and all products

Create your own brand of popcorn

//checks

You know, 2.5 inning WS games are a pretty good idea

Klosterman has really let himself go

I love the subtle use of Drew's book.

Little known to him, that was actually just a practice run for what they are actually going to do to Acta on halloween

Is that nightmare ant?

So he was clearly playing better in the second picture since everyone knows that alcohol helps your beirut skills...

Only 8 & 1/2 months until basketball ends. Wheeeeeee!

Oh wow, I can't believe the....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Screw it, they should have played through the rain. Not only that, they should have every player remove their cleats and play in their socks

@LloydCarrPoolLane: If I were him I'd probably go with the 49ers. At least there he would have a good RB to back him up...

However, if you get banned from Deadspin and are allowed back in thanks to my utter graciousness and forgiving ways, your star is gone forever.

@rubyruby: Then you've already lost...

T-minus 14 hours until the Philly pink hats appear...

But what about it TB comes back to win? They fans would all join together and have just enough people to have a full basketball game...

The average weight for players in the NBA would increase?