Can we suspend the rule about shooting guys in the dick for McCarver?

So we are one game into the basketball preseason and the Wizards are down 3 starters....

The car had just looked at his 401(k)

Well if Wade spent less time filling out time sheets and more time planning, maybe the Cowboys would do better....

Awww is TO going to cry like a little bitch again? Is his buddy Romo not sharing?

Hey we can still see skin ...

So I hear that bird is the word...

mam on man do I wish I were in DC right now....

I look forward watching and caring about baseball all summer and beyond September. But then I remember that I am a Baltimore Orioles fan.

The Seattle Mist? I wouldn't want to be hit by the type of mist this game will generate....

He was just signed by Jim Hasslet to play defensive line...

but it demonstrated the biggest problem with postseason baseball announcers: They ape the instincts and reactions of the worst bandwagon fans.

He is just fantasizing about being a denist again. In this picture he is explaining that you have to open your mouth THIS wide

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Honestly, that is one of my favorite sequences of football ever

Emmitt Smith might be a good analyst if only he spoke English

Can't imagine what his life is like right now. All prayers and wishes to him.

Also, what was up with the Jets running up the score? No one would dare ever question Brett Favre but that last score (and going for two) was purely for stats....

So 'boom goees the dynamite' makes it to Family Guy huh? Small world....

@winterconditions: Yup I saw that. So now the search for which family guy writer posts here begins...

How about that jackass behind home plate who's always getting on TV by yelling constantly throughout the entire game?